The Manly McCain Voter

Seems over at Hot Air (one of the Right blogs that Andrew Sullivan calls "non-partisan") the following comments were posted, featuring a jolly fellow calling himself "Manly Rash":

lobosan5 on November 1, 2008 at 5:26 PM

my dear Malny Rash, my best friend just totally humiliated me & THEN WALKED OUT of the dive where we were eating because i attempted to discuss politics the death of America if bambi is elected w/ her.

She was not your best friend - unless you were trying to get laid, in which case discussing politics was a HUGE mistake. The rule is clear: if she is really hot looking, tell her anything if it means unrestricted access. That aside, if you guys were nothing more than friends then you never were friends if something like this sundered you.

I was feeling rather shtty until i saw yer post….onnaconna that is what i was tryin’to do.so much is being decided by this election…*sigh*

Even Babe Ruth struck out from time to time. Perhaps she will come to her senses and apologize. If so, use her guilt as a weapon. Tell her you were really hurt and truly heartbroken by the way she treated you. Explain that you love your country and want it safe and secure so she can be safe and secure. If she doesn’t come to her senses, egg her house.

” be swift to save us , dear God,before the darkness falls.”

Let your heart not be troubled. After McCain wins, you can call her up on the phone and gloat.

Please tell me this guy never gets laid.