Thursday, October 09, 2008

The Cowardly McCain


"Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got???"

"Courage!"

"You can say that again!"

1 comments:

Allronix said...

Egad, that's an insult to the Lion...